he puts the penis in happiness.
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
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