Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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