elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
mondays should just be called national damage control day
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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