white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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