yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
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Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
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It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
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