Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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