So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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