Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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