gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
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She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
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I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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