You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
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the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
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Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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