Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
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Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
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They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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