So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
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After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
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I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I look excited, but its just a facade.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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