ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
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She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
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Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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