Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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