is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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