I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
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For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
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I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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