Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
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Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
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Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
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