i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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