i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
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This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
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is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
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