i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
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But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
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I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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