he puts the penis in happiness.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
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I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
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I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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