What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
And the cops told us we were all naked.
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
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Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
They took my balls.
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I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
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