It's Friday. Sex?
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
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just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
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Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
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