Never drink rum straight from the bottle, even if people say it'll make you a pirate. It won't: it'll make you a bumbling shitfaced idiot who just drank rum straight from the bottle.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
Randomize
