Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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