she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
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Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
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Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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