Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
I just found puke in my bra..
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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