New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
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Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
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WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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