i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
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