stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
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there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
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I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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