oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
I love having hate sex.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
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