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Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
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I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
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Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.