what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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