I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
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