You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
You ate ashes out of my bong
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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