It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
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