Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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