Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
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he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
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You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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