But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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