32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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