He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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