shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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