Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
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