I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
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Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
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All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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