The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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