Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
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I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
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A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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