I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
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