Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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