Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
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