Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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