i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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