You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
It's just like the Real World with babies
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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