he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
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i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
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BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
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