have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
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